Imagine a Republican candidate for President who truly has all the right stuff:
- Looks the part like Mitt Romney, but not a mealy-mouthed animatronic prig.
- Silver-haired, silver-tongued devil like Newt Gingrich, but not a delusional windbag.
- Defender of individual rights like Ron Paul, but not a torch-waving anarchist.
- Experienced legislator like Rick Santorum, but not a rigid, moralizing dandy.
- Shoot-from-the-hip Governor like Rick Perry, but not a stammering loose cannon.
- Consistent message like Michele Bachmann, but not a gaffe-prone idiot.
- Successful businessman like Herman Cain, but not a womanizing puff-talking wanker.
